My Profile

Kate

Location:
Philadelphia, PA/Boston, MA

About Me ?There are three words to describe Kate Morris: Arrogant, Compulsive, and Unforgettable ? and she?ll wipe that smile right off your face.? - Coach Danford

♥ I'm a lifeguard that occasionally does something productive. I also teach swim lessons ... even though I haven't had one myself since the age of 12.
♥ Why do people keep hiring me?
♥ I work in "The Cage" at Camp Thoreau, and it legit is the best place in the world.
♥ Six phrases I say a lot: "legit," "your mother," "that's hot," "pimp that shit" "wicked (+ adjective)" and "bitch, please."
♥ I never said that I would wash the dishes in the first place, so I don't know why my parents keep acting disappointed.
♥ I hate really loud walkers, like my brother and dad who, when they walk, you can hear it clearly on the other side of the house.
♥ Sketchy people kinda entertain me for some reason.
♥ I can't do a cannonball. In fact, I do CANNON-OVALS.
♥ My lucky number is 27.
♥ I hate it when my brother sings. It makes me want to punch someone in the face.
♥ It's amazing how pretty damn witty I am.
♥ True Life: I Had Senioritis.
♥ My claim to fame is that I once won three games of beirut in a row.
♥ I talk. A lot.
♥ I don't think you understand the fact that Anchorman is my life.
♥ I'm credited with coining the phrase "I've had FOUR beers on an EMPTY stomach, THREE hours of sleep and a FULL DAY OF RUGBY!"
♥ I'm 18 but I still act like I'm 12.
♥ I hate taking medication.
♥ I'm a hardcore rugby player.
♥ I don't sleep. I nap.
♥ I'm probably really cocky.
♥ I call my brother broseph. Yes, I am just that freaking amazing.
♥ People know me as Mooney, Ruggs, K.Mo, K-Money, Kit Kat, Freddy, or Dickie.
♥ I love my Sambas.
♥ My favorite color is light blue.
♥ Who am I kidding? I'm one of the most arrogant people you'll ever meet.
♥ "Life is too short to be taken seriously." - Oscar Wilde
♥ I can be a very sarcastic person.
♥ I can't sing so don't make me try.
♥ I've never seen an episode of Real World or Road Rules. Yes, I am just that sad.
♥ I am overly optimistic sometimes.
♥ My arrogancy is charming. Deal with it.
♥ I run to get high...
♥ One of the best moments in my life was when I laid on a beach in the middle of the night, looking up at the stars, and finally realized something about myself.
♥ I show off like its my job.
♥ I hate tan lines with a passion. For reals, I'm not even kidding. They get me angry.
♥ I'm finally a hardcore Red Sox Fan ... just in time to go back to Philadelphia.
♥ It's the small things that count with me.
♥ Spontaneity is the only way to live your life.
♥ There are 125 things I want to do in my life before I die because I am just that awesome.

I'm Kate... and I'm a pretty big deal.

Music 3 Doors Down, AC/DC, Aerosmith, A Perfect Circle, Ataris, Atreyu, Audioslave, Bowling For Soup, Bury Your Dead, Bush, Chevelle, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Creed, Dark New Day, Dashboard Confessional, Disturbed, DMB, Dropkick Murphys, Eve 6, Everlast, The Exies, Fall Out Boy, Finch, Five For Fighting, Foo Fighters, The Format, Fuel, Funeral for a Friend, The Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Incubus, Jason Mraz, Jet, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Metallica, Mudvayne, Muse, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, The Reason, Seether, Sigur Ros, Simple Plan, The Smashing Pumpkins, Sublime, Sugarcult, Switchfoot, System of a Down, Tonic, Train, U2

Movies Anchorman, Back To The Future (I-III), Big Fish, The Boondock Saints, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Brave Little Toaster, Constantine, Dawn of the Dead, DOGMA, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Feverpitch, Fight Club, Gladiator, Green Street Hooligans, Identity, Indiana Jones, Kingdom of Heaven, Monty Python's Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Napoleon Dynamite, Night of the Living Dead, The Patriot, Pirates of the Carribean, The Princess Bride, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, The Serpent and the Rainbow, Shawn of the Dead, The Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Troy, War of the Worlds.

TV American Dad, Arrested Development, Chapelle's Show, Family Guy, Just Shoot Me, Law and Order, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Simpsons.

Books 1984, Hamlet, Julius Caesar, The Great Gatsby, Equus, The Handmaid's Tale, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The World According to Garp.